As Close As I'll Ever Get to Johnny Depp

There's chocolate, and then there's chocolat.  And this, my chickadees, is chocolate of the most decadent kind.  The kind of chocolate that makes a town swoon.

Have you ever seen such beautimous gourmet delights?  While they don't come delivered by your very own Roux, I think these gifts are gorgeous in their own right.  I mean, seriously.  Hand painted.  Bejeweled.  Encased in mahogany.  What!  I say forget your Sweetheart-- order a box for yourself and dream of 21 Jump Street.



SweetBliss
Chocolate Pump and Purse14 ounces of dark Belgian chocolate, filled with a ribbon of soft caramel, hand-decorated in colored chocolate. 2 pieces - $52




Sucre
For the Love of Chocolate CollectionDark chocolate ganache blended with sweet red raspberries in a shimmery heart shell.
15 pieces - $35




Norman Love Confections
Valentine's Day BLACK Chocolate Gift BoxSingle origin chocolates from Ecuador, Dominican Republic, Madagascar, Bolivia and Venezuela.
15 pieces - $35




Bissinger's
Confectionista CollectionFeatures crèmes—including a maple pecan creme, caramel, a truffle, solid chocolate and molasses chips.
8 pieces - $22




Christophe Artisan
Large Chocolate HeartHand-painted and truffle chocolates in hand-painted chocolate heart box.
11 pieces - $39.95




ZChocolat
Romantic Collection- ToucheMilk chocolate Supreme with hazelnut praline, black Mystiquevanilla Bourbon caramel, white Toquade with chocolate ganacheand red Amore ganache scented with bergamot.
12 pieces - $96.61