Chapter I
There's No Place Like Lima
The Jeans Challenge
Emma had a wonderful dream. Finn was there and Rachel was there (But, I’m the Dorothy!); Quinn was there and Terri was there (I’ll get you my pretty!); Will was there and Brittany was there (Is she an awesome witch or an alien witch?); there were painted ponies and a path made of gold; a bunch of little munchkins with questionable wardrobes; bluebirds flying over rainbows; lollipop enthusiasts, spontaneous music sequences just like New Directions and she was wearing pants! I know, right?
In her dream, Emma skipped (skipped? As if! Hello! Perspiration!) Strike that. In her dream, Emma rode all the way to Cardi Clip City just to learn that she already possessed the virtues to make her mark on the world (I’m going to make it on my own! *throws cap in air*.) She’s honest, loyal and true with a heart as big as Sue Sylvester’s ego and a beautiful mind with just a touch of OCD (but in a good way) and on top of that, she can pick out a perfect pencil skirt from miles away. As far as courage goes, Emma's a mean motor scooter in the face of bacteria and germies and she isn’t ashamed to show it. In the end, she realized there’s no place like Lima, clicked her ruby reds and awoke in her fluffy hypoallergenic bed ready for another day at McKinley.
These are AWESOME. I love the Emma Tales. You are my new favorite blog :D I can't wait to read more! (I'm a huge Gleek by the way)
ReplyDeleteOh, my goodness! You've made my week! I'm a total Gleek. I recently bought an Emma-worthy dress for Christmas that I can't wait to wear. I think I'll Polyvore it, too.
ReplyDeleteI have some Emma-worthy clothes too! Your stories are amazing, they made me laugh, and they were very Emma-worthy too!
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